Novelty Gifts
Novelty gifts come in all shapes and sizes and will usually involve reference to the male genitalia or female breasts. The main aim is to raise a smile at a reasonable price.
They are great as stocking fillers or as silly toys to make adults wish they were kids again. From growing your own stripper to lighting a willie-shaped candle, novelty gifts are part of the same cherished British tradition that brought us the saucy, seaside postcard: cheeky and a bit rude without going over the top. In short, a bit of harmless fun!
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Sex! Scratch TicketsEight sexy scratch tickets to get you and your lover in the mood for a night of passion. Every ticket is a winner, so give one to your lover when you feel that it is your "GET LUCKY" day! Simply scratch and match three...
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Hen Night Little Dicky Sipping Straws 10 PackSlurp, slurp, slurp! Here's a great incentive to make sure you get to the very bottom of every cocktail glass... 10 willy-ended plastic drinking straws. Shrieks, giggles and prudish tuts guaranteed!
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Spencer & Fleetwood Will Not Keep Calm Stress BallStress Ball with a message a lot of stressed people will readily relate to: I will not keep calm, and you can f**k off! Great novelty gift! Brand: Spencer & Fleetwood Colour: Red Material: Rubber
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Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card and BadgeNo mincing the words with this card, it does what it says on the label! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed as a slogan on the front with a large badge. The...
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Oi! You Fucking Cunt Greeting Card and BadgeOi! Looking for a card for that special person? These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed with a slogan and a large badge. The card is blank inside, to add your own personal...
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Twat Greeting Card and BadgeSometimes just one word will do! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed with a slogan and comes with a large badge. The card is blank inside, to add your own personal message,...
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Gonna Shoot Ma Goo All Ovah You Greeting CardValentines only comes one day a year, sometimes you just need to let someone know what you want! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed with a slogan and comes with a large...
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Your Knob My Gob Greeting Card and BadgeWhy wait till Valentines to tell him, if you want it, you want it. But if you want to wait, then that's fine too! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed as a...
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You're Ugly But You'll Do Greeting Card and BadgeYou don't have to wait for Valentines to tell them, but if you do, this card will do the job nicely! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed with a slogan and comes...
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I Heart Minge Greeting Card and BadgeThis card isn't for everyone, well we don't all love minge now do we, but if you do, celebrate it! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed with a slogan and comes with...
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Prize Winning Asshole Greeting Card and BadgeWe all know one, and this card celebrates their achievement! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed as a rosette with a large holographic foil badge. The card is blank inside, to add...
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Complete and Utter Fucker Greeting Card and BadgeA Birthday Card that has the only greeting needed! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed as a rosette with a large holographic foil badge. The card is blank inside, to add your...
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Cum Face GameSee who has the best action. Who will make the pump cum first? Duel pump action penis game. This hilarious two player game is like nothing else you've seen and the perfect party piece for bachelor and bachelorette parties and other fun-filled events. The object...
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Tease & Please Discover Your Lover Special EditionMany have gone before you. Since many years the board game 'Discover Your Lover Classic Edition' has been a success in many countries. To give everyone the chance to play this beloved game, we've created an introductory Special Edition that contains 192 playing card....
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Lesbian Sex! Card GameEach Lesbian Sex! card game explicitly illustrates either a foreplay activity or a sexual position. While playing one of the three Lesbian Sex! card games, you and your lover use the cards to plan out one of the 100,000 possible fantasies. After building a...
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Domin8 Master EditionMaster the art of domination with this devilishly deluxe edition of Domin8!Now featuring a feast of fetish luxuries including a paddle, feather tickler, handcuffs, bondage tape and a blindfold. All items have been lovingly selected to enhance your pleasure and invigorating gameplay.Domin8 is a...
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Sexy 6 Dice - Kinky EditionDice with domination for impromptu fetish fun! Dice with domination and let the Sexcy 6dictate your kinky fate. Explore the dynamics of domination and submision, and have boundless fun with 720 seductive scenarios. Feel the excitment build as you roll the dice to reveal...
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Sex & Mischief Playing CardsNot just your average deck of playing cards, this pack of 52 playing cards includes an ultra-sexy image on every single card! Game night has just become a whole lot more erotic... Brand: Sex & Mischief Pack: Standard deck of 52 cards
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Sexual Role-Play GameThe Game of Fetish & Fantasy! Sexually speaking, pretending to be something you are not can be extremely pleasurable and exciting for both you and your lover. So get into character and act out some of your secret fantasies! Remember to set the scene...
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Bachelorette's Bar Challenge Card GameThe bachelorette's bar challenge is the game that celebrates your friend's last night out as a single girl. The bachelorette has two hours to collect five different shot cards, by carrying out challenges. When the bachelorette wins, she gets to assign shots to friends...
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